Red’un
Mob Muncha took a wrench to his own teef. One solid blow knocked his remaining tusk free and sent it skimming across the junk strewn floor of his shop. It…
True Purpose
The Hair Squig had no concept of how it had arrived on the isolated island, or even what an isolated island or planet was. It remembered a lot of noise…
An Orky Stand-off
On a dark, lone, barren world in some forgotten corner of the Segmentum Obscurus, Kaptin Dakdred’s rage grew with each breath he took of the thin air. The ork’s eyes…
Oi Dat’s My Hand
‘Oi! Dat’s my hand! Give it back.’ Ugnug barely felt the pain when the choppa took off his hand. He was mostly just annoyed at losing his new shoota, which…
Big Dreams in the Weird House
Skarsmasha banged his gnarled green fist against the frost-rimmed door. Receiving no immediate answer, the ork hammered continuously until a rusted spy-hole snapped open. A bloodshot yellow eye peered out.'Wot…
Kaptin’ Gitcutta’s Last Stand
'Dis’ ship will self-destruct. Self destruct ‘az been activated. Dis’ ship will self-destruct.'Freebooter Kaptain Gitcutta stood on the gloomy bridge of the ‘Eadbutt and looked out at the uncaring stars.…
Born In An Ork Desert
'You’re going to have to get something better than that!' quipped Darius as the man fiddled with the power sword. The wires were exposed from the bottom of a sword…
Arena Of Blood!
Heatwaves shimmered off the blood soaked sand, while severed body parts lay scattered across the arena floor, and squig rats sniffed around the edges for the smaller bits of visceral.…
The Dark Stabba
Kommando Kaptin Gron may have been built like a grox, but currently he was squeezing through the pitch-black air vent like an unwilling grot oiler crammed into a trukk exhaust.…
Lost Property
Krogg stared, mouth working open and shut in speechless rage. Somewhere nearby, an almighty explosion went off and the distinct guttural roars of his mates in the Wreck-Mob rattled across…