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Read more about the article Commissar Delecta’s Moment of Heroism

Commissar Delecta’s Moment of Heroism

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None of this is my fault, understand? You can blame my producer, since it was his decision to cut costs by booking travel with the camp followers of the 119th Chorzin Grenadiers.

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Impasse

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It was yet another obstacle for Sergeant Trak's convoy. Yet another opportunity for the city of Ixillium to throttle the last vestiges of his patience.

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Read more about the article Unworthy of Death

Unworthy of Death

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The brazier oil hissed, smelling of rendered mutton fat and burnt cloves. It did little to clear the stink of the damp cellar.

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Code Review

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(The following is a recorded transcript for Datasmith administrative review. This interaction took place over the course of 2.3004 seconds between unit Skitarii Marshall TL-33 and Kastelan Unit 99.) 

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Ink & Paper

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Atticus’ hand moved across the parchment with dexterous strokes. His pen was a dance partner to his hand as the pair left marks to show their path.

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Read more about the article The Greater Gork

The Greater Gork

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Por’El Kais awoke as he was dragged along the ground by his feet.

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Read more about the article The Rite of Corrective Percussion

The Rite of Corrective Percussion

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The interior of the super-heavy Baneblade, Mars Triumphant, tasted of burnt copper, sacred machine-oil, and human sweat; a rolling iron cathedral that Tech-Priest Quintus-9 regarded as a holy sanctuary, but which the human crew knew as a death trap.

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Mathematical Precision

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The hyperspace pocket dimension smelled of absolutely nothing. For Udzat, this gap between the dimensions was familiar terrain. For two weeks, he had stood motionless in this blackness, his synoptic disintegrator at the ready. He was waiting.

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Rations

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‘By the Throne, what’s that smell?’ Fallon pushed aside the flaps of the tent and stepped into its poorly lit interior. ‘Rations.’ The Kid glanced up, before returning his attention back to the cans on the heater.

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Read more about the article Fast Fiction XXVI

Fast Fiction XXVI

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Not every war is waged across trenches or void‑choked battlefields. Some begin in silence — in the corners of the soul, in whispers behind locked doors, in the moment a sworn oath begins to crack. This is the war of conscience and corruption, where loyalty unravels from within.

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